Dressing the Part

By Joan L. Welch
This item appears on page 48 of the February 2018 issue.

This month’s winner is JOAN L. WELCH of Saint Petersburg, Florida:

On a Holland America Line cruise in 2001, during a port call in Lisbon, Portugal, my husband and I booked a table at an upscale restaurant in town.

As we were leaving the ship, Harry realized he had forgotten something and returned to the cabin. I waited for him on the pier.

Standing there in my 2-piece navy-blue business suit, I suppose I must have looked a little like a crew member. A very agitated-looking woman rushed at me with fire in her eyes, opened her mouth, looked into my face and then said, “Oh, you’re nobody!”

Tell us about the funniest thing that happened to you while traveling in a foreign country. (ITN prints no info on destinations in the United States.) There are no restrictions on length. ITN staff will choose each month’s winner, who will receive a free one-year subscription to ITN. Include your full mailing address. Entries not chosen cannot be acknowledged.